Tahm Kench - The disgusting secret juggernaut

YO! DO YOU WANNA PICK TANK BUT DON'T LIKE HAVING NO DAMAGE? WANNA SIT IN THE MIDDLE OF A TEAM DESTROYING THE ADC? WANT 300 FREE MAGIC DAMAGE ON EVERY HIT AND SPELL FOR LITERALLY NOTHING? WANT ANOTHER 60 FREE PHYSICAL DAMAGE WITH A 560 DAMAGE BURST ITEM FOR JUST BUYING HP? WANT FREE LIFESTEAL EVERY 4 SECONDS? LIKE BEING A DISGUSTING HUMAN BEING WITH NO REDEEMING QUALITIES? DID YOU SAY YES TO ALL OF THE ABOVE? THEN TAHM KENCH JUGGERNAUT IS FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! First step to being a disgusting human being, HP is your secret to Tons of Damage. You will see these wimp Tahm Kench tanks buying rubbish items like thornmail or Zeke's Harbinger as if they are some kind of sensible tank or something. YOU ARE A MANLY TAHM KENCH? YOU UNLOAD YOUR CASH ON THESE IN THE TOPLANE {{item:3748}} {{item:3009}} {{item:3742}} {{item:3065}} {{item:3083}} {{item:3143}} or {{item:3053}} SUPPORT? (wimp) UNLOAD YOUR CASH AND STEAL THE KILLS {{item:2303}} {{item:3748}} {{item:3009}} {{item:3742}} {{item:3065}} {{item:3083}} JUNGLE? GANK 24/7 AND GET KILLS THEN UNLOAD YOUR SHEKELS ON THESE {{item:1401}} {{item:3009}} {{item:3748}} {{item:3742}} {{item:3065}} {{item:3083}} WOW! THAT BUILD SOUNDS GREAT YOU SILVER SCRUBLORD! BUT HOW THE HELL DO I USE IT? I'M GLAD YOU ASKED YOU SIGNIFICANTLY BETTER SKILLED INDIVIDUAL! THE SECRET IS TONS OF DAMAGE! YOU DISREGARD THE ENTIRE ENEMY TEAM! YOU PICK 1 MAN, THAT WILL BE YOUR B*TCH! YOU FIND YOUR B*TCH! YOU KILL YOUR B*TCH AND THEN CHOOSE A NEW B*TCH! THIS BUILD IS ABOUT NOT GIVING A SINGLE {{champion:105}} WHAT THE ENEMY THROW AT YOU (other than BOTRK)! All ridiculousness aside, this build does not give a damn what you throw at it. You are the best squishy deleter imaginable. You walk into the teamfight and destroy the ADC, you rip apart an ADC like god damn tissue paper. Even if you do not kill the ADC, you probably just kept at least 2 or 3 enemies busy for most of the teamfight. Runes: I am a poor scrub so I had to use an AD Marks + Attack Speed Quints + Armor Seals + MR Glyphs page I am sure someone can optimise it (percent HP runes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) Masteries: Do I need to even say the obvious? 6/6/18 MASTERIES + EXAMPLE OF A GAME/ END BUILD: http://imgur.com/a/mG38Q The ult's passive is ridiculous riot, please just nerf it. It works way too well with Titanic.
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