I remember the days when he was the bane to the existence of all things in this world... those days are over however.
Tanks are too tanky now, with point and click slows, and most champs he gets to lane against have all sorts of dashes and mobility. In other lanes he just doesn't work.
He does not live up to his title of SATAN and EVIL INCARNATE.
He must become the terror he once were. He MUST become the plague on our existence for this game to be whole. Don't let some cancerous Disney character or fish with friggin invincibility frames spam take his throne!!!
All hail Teemo. All hail the Eternal Lord of Eternal Anguish!!!