A collection of the best "...but Graves can't have a cigar" lines

1 - "Lucian, the only black guy in the game, can steal Thresh's bike, but Graves can't have his cigar?" ~~------------------------------------------------~~ 2 - "Darius can slice people in half, but Graves can't have his cigar?" ~~------------------------------------------------~~ 3 - "Gragas can have a drinking problem, but Graves can't have his cigar?" ~~------------------------------------------------~~ 4 - "Brand can set fire to nubs, but Graves can't have his cigar?" ~~------------------------------------------------~~ 5 - "Mundo can do steroids, but Graves can't have his cigar?" ~~------------------------------------------------~~ 6 - "Vladimir can murder two kids just because, but Graves can't have his cigar?" ~~------------------------------------------------~~ 7 - "Gangplank can carve still alive people's legbones, but Graves can't have his cigar?" ~~------------------------------------------------~~ 8 - "Darius can decapitate, but Graves can't have his cigar?" ~~------------------------------------------------~~ 9 - "Mundo can be Hannibal Lecter, but Graves can't have his cigar?" ~~------------------------------------------------~~ 10 - "Cassiopeia's dad can be Cassio's pimp, but Graves can't have his cigar?" ~~------------------------------------------------~~ 11 - "Janna can be a prostitue, but Graves can't have his cigar?" ~~------------------------------------------------~~ 12 - "Half of the female champions can be hardly wearing a bra, but Graves can't have his cigar?" ~~------------------------------------------------~~ 13 - "Nami can go without a bra, but Graves can't have his cigar?" ~~------------------------------------------------~~ 14 - "Wharf rat's can eat cute Poros, but Graves can't have his cigar?" ~~------------------------------------------------~~ 15 - "Piracy is cool, but Graves can't have his cigar?" ~~------------------------------------------------~~ 16 - "Cho'Gath can eat people in one bite, spraying blood all over the place while yelling OMNOMNOM, but Graves can't have his cigar?" ~~------------------------------------------------~~ 17 - "Thresh can steal people's souls, but Graves can't have his cigar?" ~~------------------------------------------------~~ 18 - "Bard can exist, but Graves can't have his cigar?" ~~------------------------------------------------~~ 19 - "Nidalee can pole dance, but Graves can't have his cigar?" ~~------------------------------------------------~~ 20 - "Vladimir can have his period onto other peoples face, but Graves can't have his cigar?" All of these were found on the forums, so all credit goes to you guys. Red's better give Graves his cigar, before we start a _riot_. After all, i think very few people will see Graves smoking a cigar and then go all like "_O my dayz, i main Graves, i should smoke just like him!_ ". I don't think people are going "_O my dayz, i main Graves, I should totally shoot people just like him! _" either. Rito, please. Post yours and we'll see how many we can gather. Now, **let the games commence!**
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