Jokes

Cause I've got nothing else to do... Why did the the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. Why did the officer molecule say to the suspect molecule? I've got my ion you. Why didn't the skeleton go trick or treating? Because he had no body to go with. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. What do prisoners use to call each other? A cell phone. Did you hear about the guy who created the knock knock joke? He won a no-bell prize. (Pls don't murder me..)
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