What mildly not-nice thing should I say to get my perma ban on the forums?

I'm on my last offense here, for, objectively speaking, extremely minor things. To think that this forum is so politically correct and so SJW-enabler, it's crazy. As such, I was wondering what could I say next that could grant me that 100% deserved perrma on the forums? Maybe use "fool" or just the classic disagreeing with somebody who's made some statements so wrongly, that he has no respect for others, but you're expected to have respect for him? Or maybe just say "are you crazy?": http://prntscr.com/kgkw1y A phrase so often used that its meaning is in no way offensive? Or maybe quoting these meannniiie words is enough? Perhaps this is my last post here. Do let me know.

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