* My mother seems to have slept with half the region.
* The most common polish names seem to be Cyka and Kurwa.
* There is no bronze, just diamond players that are simply out of luck.
* Riot employees seem to have at least 50 children each.
* Wards are for noobs and trinket upgrades are for tutorial scrubs.
* Graves must have opened a cigar factory and started shipping free packs for families, because all of them seem to have cancer.
* Pick order seems to be valued more than life.
* If you don't build according to mobafire or lolking, you simply do not deserve the time of the other four people on your team.
* I'm not allowed to deviate from the pro-level meta and picks or I am simply an unworthy filthy maggot.
* Everyone apparently knows where I live and I've got like 30 pending death threats, dunno if I should call the cops or not.
* Oh, and the Riot logo manufacturer f*cked up big time, should've written RITO apparently.