Stuff I've learned so far while playing League Of Legends...

* My mother seems to have slept with half the region. * The most common polish names seem to be Cyka and Kurwa. * There is no bronze, just diamond players that are simply out of luck. * Riot employees seem to have at least 50 children each. * Wards are for noobs and trinket upgrades are for tutorial scrubs. * Graves must have opened a cigar factory and started shipping free packs for families, because all of them seem to have cancer. * Pick order seems to be valued more than life. * If you don't build according to mobafire or lolking, you simply do not deserve the time of the other four people on your team. * I'm not allowed to deviate from the pro-level meta and picks or I am simply an unworthy filthy maggot. * Everyone apparently knows where I live and I've got like 30 pending death threats, dunno if I should call the cops or not. * Oh, and the Riot logo manufacturer f*cked up big time, should've written RITO apparently.
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