Why can we not report ourself?

I started an ARAM game at a bad time because i rly wanted that first win. I did not have time to end it because IRL reasons. When i came back i saw the end game screen showing a defeat (100% my fault) and 0 XP earned because i was afk. However i did not get any punishment, and i was not able to report myself, why is this?
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