Funniest reason for being reported?

Thought it might be fun to see what stupid reasons people are calling for reports. I had one just now where our mid-laner wanted to report us (bot lane) for dieing to a gank by their mid laner. Her reason was that she pinged it and therefore we were intentionally feeding :DDDD What have you guys been "reported" for?

We're testing a new feature that gives the option to view discussion comments in chronological order. Some testers have pointed out situations in which they feel a linear view could be helpful, so we'd like see how you guys make use of it.

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