: Why are there no girl pros?
They're probably busy in the kitchen
: Matchmaking... what is this???
Why does the loading screen look that way?
: "Have fun guys" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
That's exactly my reaction.
Αngst (EUNE)
: My cute drawings ^-^
Damn... {{champion:1}} is the new {{champion:103}} if you know what I mean. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
SoulBawz (EUW)
: i dont know what that means, it kinda scares me but.. have a hug anyway <(._.<)
UGH, THIS TINGLING SENSATION OF AFFECTION AND POSITIVITY BURNS MY SALTINESS. --- https://45.media.tumblr.com/0eda02471db61573287cab5c7050ed59/tumblr_nfcu0t1jzX1s5nlk4o1_500.gif
Minstrel (EUNE)
: Graves officially can't have his cigar
They crushed our dreams, we shall crush their cigars! I don't even know what that means --- https://45.media.tumblr.com/0eda02471db61573287cab5c7050ed59/tumblr_nfcu0t1jzX1s5nlk4o1_500.gif
Agidyne (EUW)
: When your team is doing great.
We need a memes section in eune so bad lmao --- https://45.media.tumblr.com/0eda02471db61573287cab5c7050ed59/tumblr_nfcu0t1jzX1s5nlk4o1_500.gif
SoulBawz (EUW)
: Free Hugs (>^.^)>
This is how positivity on eune boards make me feel https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSPVgXfLtSUNRtTzRp2dy6cvEGWoggmnPKaFP9YV6rCsXalf6ug --- https://45.media.tumblr.com/0eda02471db61573287cab5c7050ed59/tumblr_nfcu0t1jzX1s5nlk4o1_500.gif
: When you feel "sorry" for being Perma-Banned.
I will never get what's wrong with calling people pinecones and saying you want to bash their head with a rock.
Rioter Comments
: How much time do you spend on boards?
Funny thing is that the Boards are more fun than the game itself.
: Searching for a Logo Designer! (For Youtube)
I have a PHD in that. ~~(Preety Huge Donger)~~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Stell (EUNE)
: How 75g and teamwork won us the game
What is that strange glowing object in the bush? I've never seen one, is it a new item in season six?
: once someone from my friends list asked a skin as a gift from me.. and said "please" i checked his account and saw he plays {{champion:55}} mostly so i gifted him a skin.. another time, i guess it was last year after placements.. someone who mains shaco jungle asked in game lobby; "who ll gift me if i carry?" everybody made fun of him and flamed because he was going {{champion:35}} . i said; "i may" he played well and we won, asked him what skin he wants and gifted him that.. the amount i spent is not much, but small things like these things make me and i believe the other person feels good.. right? :)
I had an old friend from college that also played league and I had RP and he asked me if I can get him a skin, I saw he mains blitz and dosn't have any skins, so I brought him the coolest one (Arcade Blitz) and then he says "I don't like it I wish you could of brought me king tryndamere" then I told him to go fuck his self and blocked him.
: For Vladimir Fans! :D
Vladimir looks like a fucking potato grapefruit. HISSSSS
Mr 44 (EUW)
: 10/10 = Bronze V
Your place is in Bronze V. Lmao. Drunk {{champion:429}}
: I nailed it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFakx6HYaeA Just for ya. Drunk {{champion:429}}
MΛDNEΣΣ (EUNE)
: What it feels like to be a challenger?
*Clears throat* EHM EHM, Well, I might share that I'm living as a boss since I got to challenjour, I have lots of ~~bitches~~ ladies visit me every night, I play League on a yacht while I eat caviar and fried chicken and bronze players (All the players above me) always come and ask me for tips and I am just like "MEH, JUST WARD", this is an accurate description of my challenjour life. Drunk {{champion:429}}
Fluffy74 (EUNE)
: Cass' passive CDR
I main {{champion:429}} {{champion:268}} and {{champion:69}} And {{champion:69}} doesn't even need cdr with her E, if you can't land your Q or W and keep your poison up as {{champion:69}} it might be time to reconsider playing this champion. Drunk {{champion:429}}
Solash (EUW)
: How to make a 'Why did I get permabanned?' post - A simple recipe.
This brought me to challenger in less than one week. 10/10 Drunk {{champion:429}}
Emillie (EUW)
: > [{quoted}](name=DrunKalista,realm=EUNE,application-id=jeJYsmwG,discussion-id=IvvKBKQE,comment-id=000a00000000,timestamp=2016-01-18T19:18:01.696+0000) > > Hey, I'm a proud {{champion:429}} main I have to let the world know it! > > Drunk {{champion:429}} I feel you man. If {{champion:103}} Was Real
If Ahri Was Drunk sounds better Drunk {{champion:429}}
: The army of those using signatures on the boards is growing.... Good.. Good... {{summoner:31}}
Hey, I'm a proud {{champion:429}} main I have to let the world know it! Drunk {{champion:429}}
candoodle (EUW)
: side note: could we get a zoidberg themed Dr Urgot skin rito plz
: Level 1 Invade with a peculiar outcome [High ELO]
I can already hear the enemy team rage saying "WHO THE FUCK FED THIS LUCIAN?!?!" Drunk {{champion:429}}
ZartarUK (EUW)
: dont you think you should grow up? are you this attention starved you have to make so many accounts?
It's funny how some people can't tell the difference between sarcastic and serious replies. Bronze Sherlock
: Everyone knows me but I have no idea who you are. what's your name small creature?
> what's your name small creature? I lol'd so hard, nice one {{sticker:slayer-pantheon-thumbs}}
Rioter Comments
ZartarUK (EUW)
: one you couldnt two this guy using different accounts to upvote his own posts three this is most likely another one of your accounts
Yeah, you got me, it's like my 7th account, good job Sherlock.
: Searching a good name..
FreeFor1Dollar Lama Rider The White Ekko BIG NAME xXZedMain88Xx Drunk {{champion:429}}
Apathylex (EUW)
: My Azir Montage
These where not even average level plays tbh... ~~sigh~~ Sorry, you video montage is really good but the plays are low tier Drunk {{champion:429}}
: Im Dissapointed. Banning me Because I told someone to read book..
Maybe he got book phobia and you triggered him. Ban deserved. Kappa. Drunk {{champion:429}}
: what was the last book you have read and what was it about?
IT WAS ABOUT ALCHOOL. Drunk {{champion:429}}
ZartarUK (EUW)
: using your other accounts to upvote your thread, nice one Edit: and using your accounts to downvote this comment doesnt help your case lol really hope you get more bans
> really hope you get more bans That's not really a nice thing to say you know? I could report you for that to get you banned just like this guy did. Drunk {{champion:429}}
: Rito told me to post it, so I post it
You made Katarina in Skyrim, your user name is Kitty Katarina and you only, exclusively play {{champion:55}}, That's next level. Drunk {{champion:429}}
Oxorius (EUW)
: Girl playing violin to Season 6 Login Screen
Is that... is that a girl? This is truly, truly outrageous {{champion:44}} Drunk {{champion:429}}
: How do you teamfight with the new Graves?
try pressing right click and sometimes QWER it usually works Drunk {{champion:429}}
: Dear riot
Welcome to the club Drunk {{champion:429}}
: what do you do if you bored irl?
I sacrifice things with father Satan. Drunk {{champion:429}}
: Need a good name for smurf?
Derifrest (EUNE)
: Oh rl? 40 years? Morganas stun lasts only 100 years, 40 years is way too short comparing with morganas q! P.S. Maybe your friend broke the game? :D
Maybe he was using custom skins?
: How do I stay alive as ADC in silver elo?
Go full tank, or play {{champion:429}} Drunk {{champion:429}}
: Love your support!
The {{champion:236}} and {{champion:412}} is the best one lol "Carry me or I will shoot your green fart head, also, remember to stop at a KFC near by." Drunk {{champion:429}}
Larry (EUNE)
: Why is ashe classified as support?
Axelney (EUW)
: Literally me when i logged in today
Damn that chick was so sexy, but why was that guy's nails pink? Drunk {{champion:429}}
: A message to Riot..
>the most wonderful community you will ever meet. There are way better communities tbh, want an example? Tera. Drunk {{champion:429}}
Moonmast (EUW)
: Do you think it's really to impossible to get unbanned if I didn't cheat?
Riot doesn't reconsider the PermaBans, the simply don't, I got banned too some days ago and they only answered my questions with a simple copy and paste automated reply.
: riot patch notes, tl; dr
I cried inside a little, knowing that at one point or another, I will have no mana to finish someone off with my E. Drunk {{champion:429}}
Moonmast (EUW)
: Alright. I got permabanned for no reason.
: Smurfing is reason enough for me to be happy about your permaban. Enjoy.
SonaRista (EUNE)
: I need 5 rp
If you send a ticket to Riot with a drawing in it they will be happy to help you, they will answer in 2 or 3 days, maybe even a week.
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