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Yazmene (EUW)
: A yordle love story (A league of legends fan fiction)
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: > [{quoted}](name=Sasser,realm=EUNE,application-id=NzaqEm3e,discussion-id=OwssVuZ8,comment-id=00090000,timestamp=2016-08-08T16:54:50.285+0000) > > Voila : > Game 1 > Sasser: guys my dick is stuck in ceiling fan > Sasser: any help? > Sasser: i would love to fuck you > Sasser: yes > Sasser: XD > Sasser: gay > Sasser: bastards > Sasser: . > Sasser: damn > Sasser: ? > Sasser: yeah > Sasser: good try > Sasser: im gonna master this %%%%%%%%%%%% > Sasser: still better to play ryze than yasuo > Sasser: no offense hehe > Sasser: i dont main ryze :d > Sasser: this champ is troll > Sasser: how do you know > Sasser: i admin a meme page > Sasser: COWARDS > Sasser: wtf > Sasser: how did we lose that fight > Sasser: h > Sasser: oh > Sasser: irelia > Sasser: ok > Sasser: FUCK > Sasser: YOU > Sasser: BALBLABALBALABLAB RYZE IS BULLSHIT > Sasser: WHAT ABOUT IRELIA? > Sasser: fucking %%%%%%s > Sasser: i hate %%%%%%s > Sasser: i will burn you all > Sasser: ugly stupid %%%%%%s > Sasser: fuck you > Sasser: thanks for telling me to buy qss > Sasser: ill get it now > Sasser: WHAT ARE EYOU DOING > Sasser: II PLAYED 11 GAMES TODAY > Sasser: LOST ALL > Sasser: BECAUSE YOU ARENT PLAYING SERIOUSLY AT ALL > Sasser: GOT 2 LEAVEBUSTERS > Sasser: FUCK YOU > Sasser: doesnt seem > Sasser: report tryndamere > Sasser: look goon squad > Sasser: NIDALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE > Sasser: NIDALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE > Sasser: ONLY FLAMING ASDJKHUHAW > Sasser: I PLAYED > Sasser: 11 FUCKING GAMES TODAY > Sasser: 11 > Sasser: AND LOST EVERY > Sasser: CUZ OF THE TEAM THAT GIVES NO SHIT > Sasser: CANT GET FIRST WIN OF THE DAY > Sasser: thanks for proving you are noob > Sasser: kys > Sasser: im the one being fisted rn > Sasser: idk what is trynd doing this whole game > Sasser: hes not even splitpushing > Sasser: which is great > Sasser: cuz now you are 0% useful > Sasser: look who won > Sasser: yasuo main > Sasser: throwback 1/4 > Sasser: sure > Sasser: 11 lost games today > Sasser: out of 11 > Sasser: i wont fall on that level > Sasser: ah i remember when all of you but irelia had negative score <3 > Sasser: good times > Sasser: Bg > Sasser: fuck you all who will say gg > Sasser: yes > Sasser: ban me please > Sasser: not like i got banned 6 times > Sasser: call me fucking Sasser1 > > Game 2 > Sasser: ty > Sasser: lol > Sasser: how many people bot > Sasser: 5/0 > Sasser: lee is shit > Sasser: he will be useless > Sasser: kog you farm and i will protect you > Sasser: lets not fight > Sasser: lee ult > Sasser: ???????????? > Sasser: gj > Sasser: AD sion burstuje wszystko > Sasser: slyszec? > Sasser: so we can win ours > Sasser: it is working > Sasser: why is olaf on your lane? > Sasser: hes just losing his > Sasser: ok you dont get the joke > Sasser: you're just plain tryharding > Sasser: alright > Sasser: i dont speak polish well > Sasser: dude leona stunned me > Sasser: you went after them > Sasser: well this is normal > Sasser: and its not like graves is 7/4 > Sasser: and leona can naturally fight adc alone > Sasser: so u know > Sasser: whats practice there > Sasser: you dont get better in normals > Sasser: you get better in rankeds :) > Sasser: playing with people of your class > Sasser: and? > Sasser: learn from your mistakes > Sasser: its not like you are for example gold 3, its not like you will get golds every normal game when this shit's mixed up > Sasser: if ranked was all about winning lp i would be challenger by now > Sasser: im just saying > Sasser: facts > Sasser: nothing really > Sasser: whats your division? > Sasser: so > Sasser: in normals you 90% of time get paired with silvers and bronzes > Sasser: so wheres the practice there? > Sasser: that if you want to get better > Sasser: play > Sasser: ranked > Sasser: you will never get better > Sasser: from normals > Sasser: trust me > Sasser: this happens rarely > Sasser: normal matchamking is very mixed > Sasser: and random > Sasser: if you say that norms are for practice i cant stop you there its your opinion > Sasser: but personally i prefer ranked over norms for practice > Sasser: i have to go to wc > Sasser: i have stomach problems > Sasser: :x > > Game 3 > Sasser: ZIF(IFUE > Sasser: O)I@()_*I(_#*@# > Sasser: (!@*#@()!#)(@!*%!@%_)QAWE > Sasser: АСИДЈИСОАДЈИАЈЕЊ > Sasser: 90324823490 > Sasser: =$#("$)"#$=?=)!"?#(="!?#() > Sasser: аопсдјопњадјипоњаидањдј > Sasser: $)=#($)=("#?=$)"?!#(==!"%"#% > Sasser: СДЈИЊДИОП > Sasser: 0100101010010101 > Sasser: ааодјњодјопдјњоп > Sasser: 010101010110101 > Sasser: 011010101010101 > Sasser: 01010101010101011010 > Sasser: СОДЈКОПСДЈПОЊЈАДПЊА > Sasser: одЊЈЊОПЈПОЉЊ3ЈФПОЉЊЈ > Sasser: оњЕЈПОЉЕИО > Sasser: 2903И29ЈАОПЈЕЊПОЈД2903ЈОАЊЈПЕЊ > Sasser: 2ЈИОПДЈЈЈД90ДЈ3ИЈДИОД9Ј3 > Sasser: МДДЈКДЈ1Д ДЊЊ00Њ010Д10Д10Д1010ДФЕОФЈ01М > Sasser: bot hp? > Sasser: noob > Sasser: annie noob > Sasser: enjoy your defeat then > Sasser: noob > Sasser: ehh > Sasser: at least we win > Sasser: def > Sasser: DEF > Sasser: RETARDE > Sasser: PUT SHIELD ON EM > Sasser: PUT > Sasser: \THE > Sasser: FUCKING > Sasser: SHIELD > Sasser: RETAERD > Sasser: you suck > Sasser: enjoy your defeat > Sasser: you suck > Sasser: you suck > Sasser: you called me noob > Sasser: remember? > Sasser: yes you > Sasser: noob champion > Sasser: yes i talk :D > Sasser: cuz gp is 6 times harder than annie :D > Sasser: alright > Sasser: you play him > Sasser: you would be 0/10 > Sasser: noobs > Sasser: ez game > Sasser: ye xd > Sasser: oh yeah mr bean > Sasser: :3333 > Sasser: esay > Sasser: :) LMAO talk so much, any1 wud have to mute or just have dying brain cells XD
Suriv92 (EUW)
: Good, one less idiot to deal with. See you in the summoner.... oh no... i guess we won't! {{sticker:zombie-nunu-tears}}
Oh damn someone's being edgy af here.
: > [{quoted}](name=Sasser,realm=EUNE,application-id=NzaqEm3e,discussion-id=OwssVuZ8,comment-id=,timestamp=2016-08-07T20:31:17.985+0000) > > Not ashamed to show my chat log. so then show it.
Voila : Game 1 Sasser: guys my dick is stuck in ceiling fan Sasser: any help? Sasser: i would love to fuck you Sasser: yes Sasser: XD Sasser: gay Sasser: bastards Sasser: . Sasser: damn Sasser: ? Sasser: yeah Sasser: good try Sasser: im gonna master this %%%%%%%%%%%% Sasser: still better to play ryze than yasuo Sasser: no offense hehe Sasser: i dont main ryze :d Sasser: this champ is troll Sasser: how do you know Sasser: i admin a meme page Sasser: COWARDS Sasser: wtf Sasser: how did we lose that fight Sasser: h Sasser: oh Sasser: irelia Sasser: ok Sasser: FUCK Sasser: YOU Sasser: BALBLABALBALABLAB RYZE IS BULLSHIT Sasser: WHAT ABOUT IRELIA? Sasser: fucking %%%%%%s Sasser: i hate %%%%%%s Sasser: i will burn you all Sasser: ugly stupid %%%%%%s Sasser: fuck you Sasser: thanks for telling me to buy qss Sasser: ill get it now Sasser: WHAT ARE EYOU DOING Sasser: II PLAYED 11 GAMES TODAY Sasser: LOST ALL Sasser: BECAUSE YOU ARENT PLAYING SERIOUSLY AT ALL Sasser: GOT 2 LEAVEBUSTERS Sasser: FUCK YOU Sasser: doesnt seem Sasser: report tryndamere Sasser: look goon squad Sasser: NIDALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Sasser: NIDALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Sasser: ONLY FLAMING ASDJKHUHAW Sasser: I PLAYED Sasser: 11 FUCKING GAMES TODAY Sasser: 11 Sasser: AND LOST EVERY Sasser: CUZ OF THE TEAM THAT GIVES NO SHIT Sasser: CANT GET FIRST WIN OF THE DAY Sasser: thanks for proving you are noob Sasser: kys Sasser: im the one being fisted rn Sasser: idk what is trynd doing this whole game Sasser: hes not even splitpushing Sasser: which is great Sasser: cuz now you are 0% useful Sasser: look who won Sasser: yasuo main Sasser: throwback 1/4 Sasser: sure Sasser: 11 lost games today Sasser: out of 11 Sasser: i wont fall on that level Sasser: ah i remember when all of you but irelia had negative score <3 Sasser: good times Sasser: Bg Sasser: fuck you all who will say gg Sasser: yes Sasser: ban me please Sasser: not like i got banned 6 times Sasser: call me fucking Sasser1 Game 2 Sasser: ty Sasser: lol Sasser: how many people bot Sasser: 5/0 Sasser: lee is shit Sasser: he will be useless Sasser: kog you farm and i will protect you Sasser: lets not fight Sasser: lee ult Sasser: ???????????? Sasser: gj Sasser: AD sion burstuje wszystko Sasser: slyszec? Sasser: so we can win ours Sasser: it is working Sasser: why is olaf on your lane? Sasser: hes just losing his Sasser: ok you dont get the joke Sasser: you're just plain tryharding Sasser: alright Sasser: i dont speak polish well Sasser: dude leona stunned me Sasser: you went after them Sasser: well this is normal Sasser: and its not like graves is 7/4 Sasser: and leona can naturally fight adc alone Sasser: so u know Sasser: whats practice there Sasser: you dont get better in normals Sasser: you get better in rankeds :) Sasser: playing with people of your class Sasser: and? Sasser: learn from your mistakes Sasser: its not like you are for example gold 3, its not like you will get golds every normal game when this shit's mixed up Sasser: if ranked was all about winning lp i would be challenger by now Sasser: im just saying Sasser: facts Sasser: nothing really Sasser: whats your division? Sasser: so Sasser: in normals you 90% of time get paired with silvers and bronzes Sasser: so wheres the practice there? Sasser: that if you want to get better Sasser: play Sasser: ranked Sasser: you will never get better Sasser: from normals Sasser: trust me Sasser: this happens rarely Sasser: normal matchamking is very mixed Sasser: and random Sasser: if you say that norms are for practice i cant stop you there its your opinion Sasser: but personally i prefer ranked over norms for practice Sasser: i have to go to wc Sasser: i have stomach problems Sasser: :x Game 3 Sasser: ZIF(IFUE Sasser: O)I@()_*I(_#*@# Sasser: (!@*#@()!#)(@!*%!@%_)QAWE Sasser: АСИДЈИСОАДЈИАЈЕЊ Sasser: 90324823490 Sasser: =$#("$)"#$=?=)!"?#(="!?#() Sasser: аопсдјопњадјипоњаидањдј Sasser: $)=#($)=("#?=$)"?!#(==!"%"#% Sasser: СДЈИЊДИОП Sasser: 0100101010010101 Sasser: ааодјњодјопдјњоп Sasser: 010101010110101 Sasser: 011010101010101 Sasser: 01010101010101011010 Sasser: СОДЈКОПСДЈПОЊЈАДПЊА Sasser: одЊЈЊОПЈПОЉЊ3ЈФПОЉЊЈ Sasser: оњЕЈПОЉЕИО Sasser: 2903И29ЈАОПЈЕЊПОЈД2903ЈОАЊЈПЕЊ Sasser: 2ЈИОПДЈЈЈД90ДЈ3ИЈДИОД9Ј3 Sasser: МДДЈКДЈ1Д ДЊЊ00Њ010Д10Д10Д1010ДФЕОФЈ01М Sasser: bot hp? Sasser: noob Sasser: annie noob Sasser: enjoy your defeat then Sasser: noob Sasser: ehh Sasser: at least we win Sasser: def Sasser: DEF Sasser: RETARDE Sasser: PUT SHIELD ON EM Sasser: PUT Sasser: \THE Sasser: FUCKING Sasser: SHIELD Sasser: RETAERD Sasser: you suck Sasser: enjoy your defeat Sasser: you suck Sasser: you suck Sasser: you called me noob Sasser: remember? Sasser: yes you Sasser: noob champion Sasser: yes i talk :D Sasser: cuz gp is 6 times harder than annie :D Sasser: alright Sasser: you play him Sasser: you would be 0/10 Sasser: noobs Sasser: ez game Sasser: ye xd Sasser: oh yeah mr bean Sasser: :3333 Sasser: esay Sasser: :)
: And thats how currywurst is done.
Riddarn (EUNE)
: I'm kinda interested in knowing how you managed to get your dick stuck in the ceiling fan.
Long story short I innovate :^)
Rending (EUW)
: know the feeling :/
It's not me it's my teammates hehe
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SeekerK (EUNE)
: Hello **Try these two possible fix's:** * C:\Riot Games\League of Legends\RADS\solutions\lol_game_client_sln and deleting the contents of the folder. Re-run the client. This'll force a repatch. * Navigate to C:\Riot Games\League of Legends\RADS\projects\lol_game_client\filearchive and delete the filearchive folder. Re-run the client to force a repatch. Let me know if it helped.
Tried the 2nd solution cuz the 1st one didn't work, so far so good, it's re-patching. I will notify you if anything goes wrong in the meantime.
: I've had this. Try disabling firewall and then run it as administrator. Worked for me, but not sure if it will fix it for you.
Didn't work. Tried it and same notification appears.
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: The issue people keep overlooking is. You did not punish your team, you punished yourself, by losing a perfectly winnable game ;) The sooner people start realising this, hopefully they will stop doing things like this ^^
You realize I did not care about this win.
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: Sexism
>seeks fun >plays ranked
Agidyne (EUW)
: Amazing Lumberjack Nasus skin concept
http://i.imgur.com/2OFUbA1.gif?noredirect
Catchdown (EUW)
: add them and gift them instead..
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SeekerK (EUNE)
: Free Skin Contest nr 22
{{champion:41}} (insert overused Phreak joke here) {{champion:38}} Riftwalk 'n' roll baby!You are a big douche picking this champion because your enemy will most likely lose some LP. {{champion:4}} *tips fedora* m'lady
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: Suggestion-Zac's voice gets squeaker the smaller he is?
Wouldn't that be too much files?You know,for like each 25% percent of his missing health a whole new set of audio files?
DELDE115 (EUW)
: "uuuh... we have a problem here, code Nº 328 please, CALL EKKO!!!!!!"
He needs to go learn some tricks from the Medic. "Let's go practice medicine"
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: I have tried a fair share of Jayce ADC back a few seasons. I haven't tried him ever since, because he was such a disappointment. Maybe now the items/masteries changed into his favour. Back then he was bad because: -Terrible mana issues, tear was mandatory, delayed his powerspikes. -He needs to go to melee range to execute full combos. This is superiorly bad against competent tank supports who just lock you down once you are near. -His utility and adaptability is neat when facing melee bruisers. On botlane, Jayce is more or less forced to stay in ranged form which is inferior to other ranged adcs, basically making him a 3 ability guy with no ultimate. -Building Jayce squishy was always bad, as he sometimes goes melee (reason explained above) ...i kinda liked him back when Soraka could give him mana, so that he can go full AD, not caring about his tiny manapool.
Essence Reaver solves his mana problems .
Brolando (EUW)
: I tried Jayce, but I couldn't play him top lane, like I really failed with him. Is he any different as adc? If so, what are the big differences? I've been playing adc a lot and Jayce seems like such a fun champion to play, so this thread has kinda got me interested in trying him again. But do you think I might be able to pull him off as adc while I've failed as Jayce top?
If you don't get caught you will befine.Just focus on farming till you get BF Sword and once you get it you will be able to do massive damage already with your all in combo,basically you won the lane.
Inaphyt (EUW)
: Jayce sucks completely unless you manage to get very ahead, much like riven he does nothing in a teamfight besides a psuedo shurelias and ranged nuke apart from that he gets blown up and brings relatively little to a team.
Well aren't you supposed to be in back line or to be protected by your teammates while bringing good damage?I was critting for 1100-1300 with my auto attacks and late game you have potential to delete carries in less than a second,which I successfully executed,so you wont have any problems.But that's your opinion.Have you tried him in such role yet?
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: [Resolved] [9-11-2015] - EUNE login issues
And I just wanted to start a game with my friends {{sticker:zombie-nunu-bummed}}
: I've got that with PBE patcher as well, waited like 6 hours while it was still calculating difference, in the end I deleted LoL redownloaded it and was done in like half an hour so jsut redownload LoL
I dont really know.I will have to redownload all the data...Not sure how long will it take.
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: double jungle meta
I do that with my friend but we both take smites.I take the slowing smite and he takes the true damage smite.Ganking is easy and is usually a 100% kill because its double gank.A well organized jungling path can lead to victory even if your team wants to report you for trolling.Its good that you have 1 mama user and 1 energy/no mana user so each of you can have your part of the jungle.You can do dragon at lvl 3/4 together.
boss10000 (EUW)
: I do not look forward to the return of "good" zac junglers, cause it's just not fun when you have tons of wards but zac then jumps from across the map landing on you with little to no chance to react or do anything about it. This is why they had to nerf him to start with and people have forgotten about it.
You can actually see the shadow that shows where Zac will land.
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: Man I'm sick of Katardina and her bs damage.
I find this thread funny because you can literally shit on Kata with almost any champion.You say Kata has burst.She doesn't have that much burst until lvl 6.Use that in your advantage.Kill her a few times,you can ask your jungler to camp her if you want,but,you only need to get 1 kill on Kata,and that kill will be your key to victory.I was playing Talon versus Katarina and I successfully killed her 3 times before level 6,thanks to my burst,but the one kill that gave me pickaxe,was all I needed to pwn her.
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AnimusN7 (EUW)
: Best "Meta" breaking builds in your opinion?
: Atmas Impaler. Bring it back.
Ye it's really balanced on Sion. let me buy the item and stack hp so eventually I will be able to one shot everyone. Rito removed it coz of the abuse of the item as it was making sion unkillable AD cannon.
ppy (EUNE)
: Nemesis Draft is paradoxical
They thought they will scew me up when they gave me {{champion:44}} .. They did not expect a pink skin and a full AP build from me {{item:3100}} {{item:3089}}

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