Doomley (EUW)
: im a diamond top laner, and no, she is B tier at the most.
no you're plat 5. and it's funny you disagree if even one of the top coaches on youtube (lastshadow9) rate illaio A tier in patch 6.13. But hey, what do we know right?
Doomley (EUW)
: nah she really isn't. She has always been good against people who dont know how to move but if they know how to move, illaoi is useless.
she's not an S tier top laner like swain vlad irelia trundle atm, but she's definitely A tier. Trust me I'm a diamond top laner
Doomley (EUW)
: wanna climb? drop aatrox and illaoi from your pool, stop feeding and start farming. (also better not touch vayne anymore) You are on your way to gold.
: Bronze player giving an advice to another bronze player on how to escape bronze. This is Gold {{sticker:slayer-pantheon-popcorn}}
: Gold 3 looking for people to DynamicQ with nights and stuff, i'm doing 24h and cba to play soloQ
Sugaz (EUW)
: Akuryo Plat Team looking for a girl support with teamspeak
i want to join but im not a grill, thats only a small detail right? :^)
: I'll add you and give you the invite link for the discord server!
: Silver 3 jungle main looking for duo or team climbing rapidly.
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: monkey
ur a hairy gorilla :)
: Toxic Europeans LF Diamond Toplaner and support (Tryouts)
DhowLost (EUW)
: Female friends
DAS MA BOI
: LF people with 99.9% win rate on champs
Rioter Comments
: 1. link the thread of that person please, I cant believe someone asked for silver duo or w/e, got added and ignored you if you were the elo you were. 2. she said she didnt see the message 3. "hey what's up" triggers me, I'd not ignore person for saying that but i'd be semi negative. thread of that person and elo of your smurf please. ty
I don't see why I'd have to dig through all the posts just to find the evidence to prove a random on the internet wrong. Judging by how you're making up these false claims, I'd doubt we can have a meaningful discussion. I didn't call you thirsty when you were trying to "bite" this milf, quoting it multiple times. But hey, who am I to judge right? The fact that "hey what's up" triggers you doesn't mean jack shit, it's a perfectly normal sentence/question, we're not at a job interview.
: no they saw ur personality. > whazaaap hommie? > wanna play? ♥ thirsty af and calls them hommies so yeah.. she even told you she didnt read the message but you're on top of that insecure. why'd she possibly ignore you at first lmao? she didnt like you? she could remove you.. give me one reason xD
It's like I'm arguing with someone from the flat earth society... Where did I say "Whazaaap hommie?" "Wanna play <3" You sure do like to exaggerate things when I just said a polite hello and asked politely if they were down for a game. Like I said for the millionth time. The reason, again already explained for the millionth time, is because I added them on a smurf and my ELO wasn't quite high enough for their liking. Hence why they only replied when I told them my ELO. You sure are an ignorant one
: > [{quoted}](name=JordyBaka,realm=EUW,application-id=2BfrHbKG,discussion-id=cPA9ImEZ,comment-id=00220000000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2016-04-20T12:24:58.404+0000) > > it must be a real gift for girls to find out what a person&#x27;s traits are by not even talking to the person. I don&#x27;t care for those people like I said, elodiggers are deleted asap > > I do however, have quite a few awesome girls added on my main, but then again, I&#x27;ve added them on my main.. Well, judging by this post I assumed the upper things, so it shouldnt be hard for them to do the same. ^^ lemme guess, are you diamond 5 too? ;o
oh right, the girls read about this post when it wasn't even posted yet. I'm following your logic. They had nothing to judge me from except for the "hello", and "you up for a game?" I'm not sure if you're trolling me or you're actually serious. Diamond 3 btw
: > [{quoted}](name=JordyBaka,realm=EUW,application-id=2BfrHbKG,discussion-id=cPA9ImEZ,comment-id=002200000000000000000000,timestamp=2016-04-20T12:05:57.199+0000) > > I&#x27;m insecure OR you&#x27;re ignorant. It must be a real coincidence that all three didn&#x27;t respond huh. > Must&#x27;ve been real coincidence that all three began talking after I mentioned my elo. > > lmao well I have around 80ish female friends on euw and somehow all 80 act like humans, except one.. so yeah, you're insecure, kind of beta and not really charming. 'mimimi that girl ignored me and all she cares about is my elo', well maybe its because you dont have other quality traits? :p
it must be a real gift for girls to find out what a person's traits are by not even talking to the person. I don't care for those people like I said, elodiggers are deleted asap I do however, have quite a few awesome girls added on my main, but then again, I've added them on my main..
Silisa (EUNE)
: Damn it! So close. I could have been famous.
: you're insecure lol. maybe she didnt see your message lol
I'm insecure OR you're ignorant. It must be a real coincidence that all three didn't respond huh. Must've been real coincidence that all three began talking after I mentioned my elo. lmao
Rioter Comments
: 'hey what's up' is the way you talk to your hommies not to girls ;b even if you'd talk to me like that i'd probz reply, 'nothing much wbu' but i wouldnt be interested in you. also if they ignored you, how did you tell them you're diamond? :hey what's up! :you know im diamond! ;3 or idk, post the actual chat logs or something im currious haha
It went something like this: - Hey what's up! *ignored* - I've seen your forum post, you down for a game or two? *ignored* - You'd probably talk if I told you my main was diamond 3 then she replies with: Oh haha didn't see your messages! yeah let's play! all 3 in the same similar way rofl.
: there is a song for girls like these, those girls you described, this is for them, but replace gold with elo in the song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwNcNOTVzY She take my money when I'm in need Yeah she's a trifling friend indeed Oh she's a gold digger way over town That digs on me * Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (when I'm in need) * But she ain't messin' with no broke playa * Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (when I'm in need) * But she ain't messin' with no broke person * Get down girl go get it down (I gotta leave) x4 TIMES OMG!! Cutie the bomb Met her at a beauty salon With a baby Louis Vuitton Under her underarm She said I can tell you rock I can tell by your charm Far as girls you got a flock I can tell by your charm and your arm But I'm looking for the one Have you seen her? My psychic told me she have an ass like Serena Trina, Jennifer Lopez, four kids And I gotta take all they bad ass to show-biz OK get your kids but then they got their friends I pulled up in the Benz, they all got up in We all went to Den and then I had to pay If you fornicating with this girl then you better be paid You know why? It take too much to touch her From what I heard she got a baby by Busta My best friend says she use to fornicate with Usher I don't care what none of y'all say I still love her 18 years, 18 years She got one of your kids, got you for 18 years I know somebody paying child support for one of his kids His baby mamma car and crib is bigger than his You will see him on TV any given Sunday Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai She was supposed to buy your shorty TYCO with your money She went to the doctor got lipo with your money She walking around looking like Michael with your money Should've got that insured got GEICO for your money, money, money If you ain't no punk holla we want prenup WE WANT PRENUP! Yeah It's something that you need to have 'Cause when she leave yo ashe she gonna leave with half 18 years, 18 years And on her 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his Now I ain't saying you're a gold digger you got needs You don't want your dude to smoke but he can't buy weed You go out to eat, he can't pay y'all can't leave There's dishes in the back, he gotta roll up his sleeves But why y'all washing watch him He gone make it into a Benz out of that Datsun He got that ambition, baby, look in his eyes This week he mopping floors, next week it's the fries So, stick by his side I know this dude's balling but yeah that's nice And they gone keep calling and trying
ZEULX (EUNE)
: I tried to add a girl on my smurf (gold elo) didnt accept me, then I reloged on my main account that is master, it took her 5 sec to accept me =P but anyway the point of the story is, welcome to the blacklist biach =D
Fillio (EUNE)
: tell me more about your opinion based on 3 girls and making a generalization for most girls.
yeah three out of three must've been a coincidence
Agidyne (EUW)
: Just listen to her death sounds, guys.
Listen to korean ahri death sounds... thank me later
Junip (EUNE)
: Everyone is a Diamond smurfing Kappa {{sticker:zombie-brand-clap}}
: i have girls in my friendlist who carry me instead, am i an elo digger now? and i have girl friend who I dont really carry but we're still friends.. so maybe the issue is, you're just an uninteresting person and all you got is your elo? ;o
oh right, I've said "hey, what's up!", judging by that they know I'm boring. How can you know someone is fun or boring when you don't even bother saying hi back? Did you even read my post
Clewless (EUW)
: Pretty much like how MOST boys will only watch a female streamer if they show cleavage, right?
If cleavage is all they can offer instead of gameplay then yes. I know plenty of succesful girl streamers who don't show cleavage, and yes boys do watch them
Encrux (EUW)
: so 3 girls is more than 50% of the female community? Let me repeat myself too: https://cdn.meme.am/instances/12215635.jpg the concept remains the same, you're generalizing a group of people after a bad experience.
I've randomly added three, and all three were the same. I guess I can safely assume it's okay to say the majority is like that? When girls say all guys are assholes because she dated 3 guys and all 3 were assholes, is exactly the same
LA Losty (EUW)
: Seems like he just stole the discussion to get upvotes or smth :o
Correct, I've posted it yesterday in the Team & club section, but a rioter removed it, telling me to post it here. So I did.
Encrux (EUW)
: Soooo.. you've talked to 3 girls and draw the conclusion that **every** girl in league is an elo digger? https://cdn.meme.am/instances/12215635.jpg
If you've actually read the post, I've stated it to be most girls. I even repeated myself.
Eveninn (EUW)
: Ehh... Well, first of, ty for sharing that, gave me more giggles than it should. However, the conclusion is a bit... got a feeling people won't really like that. :^) I personally think the reason why it is experienced like this: the type of girls who are that way, usually are the same type that will actively look for people with the 'girl' card. (Ofc, not true for 100%) So saying all girls (a lot of which you'll rarely to never know they even are girls) is a bit over the top. :p
yeah haha, I too know that not all girls are like that, that's why I mentioned most of them, not all
Rioter Comments
: I would love to play but my dashing white armour is just too heavy, please go on without my m'lady *tip*
: Mhm, why don't we all grab a chill-pill and accept that he's trolling? Most of you realized it already by pointing out his ridiculous cs requirement and the automatic pass if you're a grill. :P This dude is a Diamond that enjoys trolling the boards, not the first nor the last time you'll see him around, I bet yah. Might as well stop cussing him out and not make and even bigger fool of yourself. ;) Just destroyed your troll-plot Jordy, gomenasai! Too bad you didn't make yourself a bit more anonymous d:
DAMN IT T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! marry me tho
: You remind me very much of a friend of mine... Actually wouldn't be surprised if that's you Ichi, sitting on a smurf. That last sentence and the trolly humour would definitely be something you'd come up with. Not to mention Jordy and the word baka, you Japanese anime loving fool I might be wrong, but eh. I doubt it. :3
: I don't meet the requirements though, I'm plat 5.. But I am a grill so that means I am on the team? :D {{champion:67}}
duckarp (EUNE)
: So basically you just want to find a girl, as no bronze/silver can consistently deliver at least 95 cs per 10min. > I'm almost level 30. My goal for this team is to make it to LCS or challenger. Well good luck then!
ìií (EUW)
: ***
what are you trying to accomplish by saying that
Remmy San (EUW)
: > Minimum cs requirement: 95 per 10 min lol i looked at your match history you dont even get 100 cs so dont set requirements you cant reach
ìií (EUW)
: "They made it to gold last season **so I know what I'm talking about.**" LOL - Minimum cs requirement: 95 per 10 min in Bronze + Silver? LOL
max cs per 10 min is 114 so..
Makså (EUW)
: I don't need coaching if I can cs like that.
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